NBA Star Lamar Odom's Barhopping Has Wife Khloe Kardashian Hopping Mad!

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Monday, 16 January 2012

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For some reason the Kardashian sisters seem to be attracted to NBA basketball players. (Photo by Rob Kardashian).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The way things are going, there very well could be another basketball divorce in the future for yet another one of the infamous Kardashian attention-seeking sisters.

Bedroom Pillow Talk has learned that Khloe Kardashian is seeking advice from her sister Kim who dumped husband Kris Humphries after only having been married 72 days.

Gazebo Serengeti with BPT stated that the 5-foot-10-inch Kardashian who is married to Dallas Mavericks basketball player Lamar Odom is extremely upset at rumors that her husband was seen at a D.C. bar buying drinks, hors d'oeuvres, and recreational bling bling for several pole dancers at the infamous North Pole Strip Lounge.

Odom, who stars with his wife in the reality series Khloe and Lamar, reportedly denied that he had purchased any hors d'oeuvres for the girls and added that he does not recall seeing any hors d'oeuvres anywhere in the lounge.

An unnamed, inside source who works at the lounge as a money changer said that she thinks that she saw Lamar at one point with three of the club's prettier pole dancers actually sitting on his lap, which the unnamed inside source described as being humongous.

Kim reportedly told her little "Big" sister that if that is the case then maybe she needs to look into the possibility of contacting noted attorney Gloria Allred and filing for divorce.

The soon-to-be-ex-Mrs. Kris Humphries declared that no man is going to be mistreating, degrading, or abusing the Kardashian sisters and making them look like third-rate fools even if it is a well-known basketball player with a big (blank).

Meanwhile sister Kourtney reportedly said that she is staying out of the whole sordid mess and she will not be getting her big badonkadonk involved. She went on to say that, that is precisely the reason why she does not date any sports players like her sisters do.

Khloe's mother Kris Kardashian-Jenner was asked by BPT to make a comment.

Kris put down her bottle of Sangria Wine and her copy of O Magazine and she stated that right now she is busy doing some damage control on the countless rumors that are floating around saying that Khloe is not really a Kardashian.

Kardashian-Jenner says that she has contacted one of the leading DNA investigators on the Left Coast, Ambrose "Samples" Salmagundi and hopefully he will prove that just because Khloe towers almost a full 12 inches over her sisters does not mean that she is not a Kardashian.

FOOTNOTE: Bedroom Pillow Talk will stay with the story of Lamar's alleged exploits with the pole dancers, as well as the story about Khloe not really being a Kardashian like Kim and Kourtney.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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