Astronauts demand real food
Astronauts aboard the ISS craft have demanded that NASA export a floating fast food restaurant so they can chow down on burgers and fries instead of liquid muck otherwise known as sustenance.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Trump and his fishy behaviour
Gangs of youths have stormed the White House in Washington demanding that President Trump release his pet goldfish from confinement in the Oval Office. Trump replied with the entire National Guard.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Dead, buried but alive
A Chicago man was declared medically dead, and buried, but then dug himself out of his grave in a phenomenal set of circumstances. His Houdini-like escape has angered many people who hated him.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Prince Charles secret desires out in the open
His Royal Highness Prince Charles has confessed that he has had enough -he wants to be a woman. He believes his life would be more fulfilling if he could only wear a twin set with pearls.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
Evil lizard lurks in Trump's mind
US President Donald J Trump has announced he will resign from the Presidency effective noon tomorrow. He is convinced that a large alien lizard is watching his every move, and will soon strike out.
written by whatinthe world, 17 June 2020
