The Mandalorian Slated to Make Disney's Star Wars Franchise Suck Less
Fans thanking Favreau for giving the Star Wars toilet a flush.
written by C/L, 03 November 2019
The United Nations Security Council Classifies Methane Gas as a Biological Weapon
Situations in High rise elevators are expected to become tense and bleak.
written by C/L, 03 November 2019
NRA and Trump Republicans Coauthor New Fragmentary Munitions Bill
Legalizing the sale, possession, and use of hand grenades.
written by C/L, 03 November 2019
Donald Trump Expected to Become First Room Ghosting Mogul
Future projections show a massive uptick in hotel reservations by authoritarian leaders.
written by C/L, 03 November 2019
Trump Rewrites the Separation of Powers Clause in the Constitution
Checks and balances will now refer to banking relations between the three branches of government.
written by C/L, 03 November 2019
