FUNDING COMBINED WITH ART THERAPY FOR RCMP
British Columbia announced they will allow overdrafts on all RCMP expenses, IF the processing clerk draws a little crown on the claim, and writes "SPECIAL NEEDS" in large black letters, topside.
written by Madame George, 15 November 2019
Pilot of MH370 in cameo role
The pilot of missing airline flight MH370 has appeared briefly in an episode of East Enders. He walked into a love scene between main characters and then ran out again in disgust. No one has seen him.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
And so it happened...
"I'm the last one to laugh at mediocrity" cried the leader of the UK Labour Party, "but in your case I'll make an exception". He was referring to a blind man who accidently bumped into him at a diner.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
Perry to run for Presidency
Singer Katy Perry wants to run for the US Presidency in 2048 by which time she claims she will be fully grown up. "I'm hoping I can be a real person by then" she stated in a NY Times interview. Oh my!
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
Boris in trouble again
Prime Minister Boris Johnson was forced to rescue a cat drowning in floodwaters in Cumbria UK. However he needed rescuing himself when the cat swam away from his frantic clutches and ate a fish.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
Davy Crockett is back!
A drifter from North Dakota has walked into a Texan Mexican restaurant claiming to be Davy Crockett, legendary adventurer of the wild west. He was wearing a coonskin hat and a glock pistol.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
Boris not popular in north
The residents of Barnsley in Yorkshire UK have said they will take up arms against Prime Minister Boris Johnson if he visits their flood affected town any time soon. They want him gone by Christmas.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
Trump makes a big call
President Trump has announced that Rudi Juliani will be his running partner in the 2020 Presidential Election. The present VP was advised that he was no longer cute enough to cut it as Trump's 2IC.
written by whatinthe world, 15 November 2019
