Queen Wants Trump to GET OFF HER LAWN and Stay Off!
"The front lawn of Buckingham Palace is just the beginning of Trump's fuck-ups!" said the Queen.
Trump Fires First Daughter Ivanka, Has Now Fired Everyone
"It's much better if I run everything by myself, without all those others holding me back," he said.
Trump Family Orders Record Number of Computers and Wide-Screen TVs With 2-Day Shipping
Coincidentally, Trump announced that Chinese tariffs will start in two and a half days.