Bridge Burner Now Proud Owner Of Private Island
"Sure, there's nobody around," the viaduct arsonist told reporters, "but just think of what it'll look like once the smoke clears!"
written by Michael Sienicki, 14 August 2019
Beto O'Rourke Plans Major Announcement
Will apologize for his past 46 years.
written by Jeff Brone, 14 August 2019