Miguel Karam Wants To Learn Japanese
Lebanese teen act and TheSpoof writer Miguel Karam has announced yesterday that he "wants to learn Japanese for [his] own pleasure"... Well, good luck with that!
written by Mig93, 26 July 2009
Princess Cruise Lines' Sapphire Princess all the rage!
The Sapphire has four swimming pools, countless boutiques, a health spa on board and a cruise industry first...a dead whale lodged on its bow!
Cruise wannabes are flocking to book.
written by queen mudder, 26 July 2009
Palin Farewell Tour Criticized by Fans as "Lazy Greatest Hits Package"
"She just keeps falling back on 'pallin' around with terrorists' and 'you betcha,'" says one supporter. "I was really hoping for some new material."
written by Human Jai Alaight Reel, 26 July 2009
Contador on bull's blood
Alberto Contador, Tour de France 'Yellow Jersey', told he would have to kill bull himself if to continue drinking daily dose of bull's blood.
written by French Marilyn, 26 July 2009
Red Wine Increases Women's Sexual Desires
Scientists have discovered that a glass or two of red wine will increase women's sexual desires. It would appear that men are to be replaced by the bottle.(I wonder what they do with the cork?)
It's Raining Frogs and Swedes!
This weekend has experienced frogs and Swedes falling from the sky particularly around Dover, as various invaders have celebrated the 100th anniversary of Bleriot's crossing of the English Channel.
Marmite Causes Crop Failure
A Staffordshire farmer who spread liquid Marmite waste on maize crop earlier this year has experienced a massive crop failure because apparently crops don't like it either!
Couric Looks Beautiful Describing World's Horrors
Low rated CBS News say they will keep pretty Katie Couric as anchor person because of all the ugly news coming in about economy, wars and Swine Flu during the last six months of 2009.
Time To Bring The Doughnuts
New police officer makes a big hit as he brings 12 dozen doughnuts with him on his first day at work.
Obama Birth, Death Confirmed
Investigators say they have finally found what looks like Obama's original birth certificate in Hawaii which should prove he is US citizen. Problems continue as his death certificate found also.
Another Range War?
Trouble begins out west in the US. This time it's not ranchers, sheepherders but concerns locations of windmill farms next to hog farmers.
Russians Bid Palin Farewell
Estimated crowd of 10,000 Russians gathered today to wave at Sarah Palin in her last day in office.
Clinton-NKorea War Worsens
North Korea say they have launched another missile, this one towards Hillary Clinton.
Healthcare Bill Held Up
Healthcare Bill holdup continues as more and more Congressmen and Senators take early vacation to Argentina to see their girlfriends, then back home for outdoor barbecues.
Police Holding Two
Pakistani police hold 2 in geologists beheading. One tall policeman has the body, another the head.
Cuba's Revolution Day
Cuba's Revolution Day brings sobering celebration but plenty of excellent cigars!
Texans Using Their Last Drop
In Texas, drought means conserving every last drop. Sheriffs agree to overlook empty whiskey bottles if farmer not driving.
US Eyes Private Guards
US eyes private guards for bases in Afghanistan. Out to recruit as many privates into army as possible.
Gates Was Wrong Say Police
Gates says it's time to 'move on' from his arrest and march in the streets, turning over cars and other using moves.
Last Great Vet Dies
Last UK veteran of WWI trench battles dies at 111 as the result of the return of trench mouth.
US To China: Get The Lead Out!
United States hopes China talks spur economic recovery, jobs, products without lead in them.
Fun-Sized Snickers, Not!
Study shows that if you think fun-sized Snickers not so funny, you're going to shit when you see new, hilarious-sized Snickers.
Big Boobs Think Alike
Study says average minds think even more alike, especially when confronted with big boobs.
It's Coming Soon
Entire solar system in Galaxy 100 million light years away being sucked into black hole blamed on global warming.
Hillary Clinton Apologizes to America
Secretary of State Clinton apologized to America for having made absurd statements about climate change while in India. I want to keep my job and will not drink the water in the White House anymore.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 July 2009
A new study shows that if obese people keep multiplying at current rate, the earth will go wobbling into space by 2050
New American Symbol Proposed
House Speaker Pelosi tells President Obama she has the Democratic votes to pass a house bill to change the USA symbol from the Eagle to the Loon. The president says he will sign the bill.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 26 July 2009