Lynx Man Arrested On Public Indecency Charge
A bit-part actor was today convicted of lewd and indecent behaviour in a public place. Actor Barry Oggle pleaded guilty to 'doing his thing' on the 384 bus between Mount Pleasant and Cockfosters.
written by newsflush, 14 September 2008
One Eyed Prostitute Still Waiting for Missing Spitzer!
Promised immunity by Federal Investigators, she said she'd keep an eye out for the former NY Governor.
Biden Improves Image..Hunting Trip Successful..Mounts Trophy Wife!
Unfortunately for the "hair apparent", it wasn't HIS wife!
Joe Biden on Obama!
Just like a bad rash I bet! Aides say they can't pry the two apart!
Native American found dead.
An incontinent Native American was found dead today. The 30 year-old man slept the night in a wigwam, but this morning was actually found dead. He drowned in his own teepee!
written by IN SEINE, 14 September 2008
Dandy Arrested Again
Dandy in New York City arrested for twenty-first time after keeping it up by openly Yankee-Doodling in Central Park.
Too Much TV
A new study has revealed that watching too much television...now how is Matlock gonna get out of that?...poses attention disorder threat.
Korean Leader Soon Buried With Cabbage?
Sources in North Korea say that dictator Kim Jong Il is very ill and may have to turn over the daily ruining of the country to his sons, Curley, Larry and Mo Jung Il.
Over 100,000 lucky Stiffs have won a long-running lawsuit against several major tobacco companies. "They urned it", stated one attorney on the winning side.
VP To Get Slick Deal
Vice President Dick Cheney is expected to get a slick-deal with several oil companies after leaving office in January.
John McCain Changes His Mind
Decides he prefers Tina Fey to Sarah Palin as VP nominee.
Shirley MacLaine Plays Coco Chanel in TV Movie
Claims it was an easy role to play since she was Coco in a prior life.
Spammer's Conviction Overturned
He immediately sends out 99 trillion emails announcing the good news.