World's rarest tree frog found
The World's rarest tree frog has been found - up a tree. The frog was believed to have croaked some 20 years ago.
written by IN SEINE, 11 September 2008
Elvis Claims He Saw UFO
"Me and the boys were on our way back to Graceland from a bigfoot hunt when this weird looking spaceship with bright colored lights all around it came right over our heads", stated the King.
Moon Maidens Protest....
...Obama for saying "The Moon is Full of Holes." Don Imus laughs himself to death.
written by Jack Van Gump, 11 September 2008
Community Tired of Looking the Other Way
Sympathy for a local exhibitionist, who spent most of his life in a mental institution, begins to peter out.
Sellers of costumes for Halloween are suggesting that parents put in their orders for Simon and Garfunkel costumes quickly, as there has been a lot of demand for them this year.
written by Ben Macnair, 11 September 2008
New CBS Show
A new CBS show will debut in November that will be commercial free. "Viva Viagra!" starring Ed Asner, Patrick Duffy, Donna Mills, Florence Henderson and Corbin Bernson
premiers November 11th.
Dirty Old Man Admits He Needs Help
An old man in a dirty long raincoat has checked himself into the Betty Ford Clinic explaining that he has become totally addicted to pepper spray.
Palin Says She'll Put White House on eBay
Gov. Sarah Palin has announced that if her and McCain win in November, she will put the White House on eBay. "Who needs such an extravagent house?" asked Palin.
Palin Admits to Affair with Moose
Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin today admitted that she had a five year long affair with an Alaskan moose named Bucky. Palin ended the affair after being vetted by McCain.
Obama and McCain Make Out at WTC Site
In what's being called the ultimate show of unity, Presidential candidates Obama and McCain made out at the WTC site in New York city. McCain said Obama's lips "tasted like freedom."
Texas Attacked by Giant Colored Lines
In what scientists and meteorologists are calling a strange phenomenon, several giant colored lines are attacking Texas. It is unknown yet how much damage these lines have caused.
Obana Being Sued
Senator Barack Obama says he wished he'd never made the lipstick on a pig remark. "First, it caused people to overlook my serious statements. Now, there's this distracting lawsuit by Kermit the Frog."
Snippet Writer Collapses from Exhaustion!
Citing increasing Media insanity, a Spoof Snippet writer collapsed from the pressure of trying to keep up with Media Frenzy in recent days. "Frankly,"he said,"it's pretty hard to out-spoof the pros!"
written by Morse, 11 September 2008
Mime's Alibi Thrown Out of Court
In Paris, a well-known mime's "airtight alibi" of being in an invisible box during a period of time when a crime was committed has been thrown out of court.
US College Student auctions Virginity to Pay For Education!
At press time Arab Terrorist Richard Reid,(Abul Raheem), convicted "Shoe Bomber", was the only bidder. It was rejected upon discovery that his debit card was overdrawn, and he already had a roomie.
written by Morse, 11 September 2008
A new study reveals that elderly republican candidate, John McCain's dislike of waterboarding goes back to his early memories of his mother being dunked as a witch in Salem, Massachusetts.
Astronaut's Hopes & Dreams
West Virginia's first astronaut told a Time Magazine reporter yesterday that he hopes to be the first person to buck dance on the moon.
New Florida Voting Booths Ready
After the last two voting disasters in Florida, the new voting booths are now ready. This time all a voter has to do is point at a hologram of chosen candidate.
Gas Hitting Elderly Hardest
A recent Gallup Poll indicates that gas is hitting the elderly hardest, according to nurses, nurses aides, roommates and visitors.
New Particle accelerator
Scientist hope to race particles like Mexicans running after a green card accelerator or McCain running after Hilary's supporters
written by disciple, 11 September 2008