"Big Mac" & "The Rack" Heading For The Hills!
Lots of political experts are predicting an Obama landslide. Sarah Palin has told McCain "Johnny, we better get out of the way or else we're gonna get our asses crushed."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 October 2008
Ross pulls out of presenting comedy awards 2008
Wankey Lanker, Jonathon Ross will not be hosting the ITV 1 British Comedy Awards 2008 because he does not wish to "upstage any of the entrants".
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
Good Grief!
Charlie Brown of cartoon fame and never growing old gets tricked yet again and was over-heard saying "Good grief - I GOT A ROCK!" during his evening of trick or treating.
written by JJ Jogolo, 31 October 2008
Counter-Video
While Sheriff Andy Griffith, Richie & the Fonz all support Obama on their new video, a video was launched for McCain today with Otis Campbell, Ernest T. Bass, Ralph Mouth & seven Darlings for McCain.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
Illegal Immigrant?
At 6ft-tall, a red, green and yellow figure has been found washed up on Brighton beach. The 'Lego Man' has been charged with entering the Country without a passport. Lego claim it's performance art.
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
Male Prisoners Marry
John Anderson and David Henderson, two convicts in California's State Prison in Sacremento, have decided to get married, but have requested the prison chaplain to leave out, "for better or for worse".
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
Where Are They Now?
Where are they now? According to the National Enquirer former famous Bill Clinton lady, Monica Lewinsky is living in Cleveland, holding down a desk job.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
New On McCain/Palin Tour
After Joe the Plumber brought loud cheers from the audience at recent McCain/Palin rallies, they're now asking Carlton the Doorman to join the tour.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
The View Fueding Again
"The View" is having problems as Elisabeth Hasselbeck is feuding with Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg keeps bringing in fresh homemade brownies each day.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
Leachman Gets The Boot
Cloris Leachman & her dancing partner were voted off
"Dancing With The Stars" this week when one of Leachman's breasts came out and touched the floor, and they hadn't yet began their performance.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
Earthquakes Are Relatively Unheard of In Texas
Two minor earthquakes rocked the Dallas-Fort Worth area. Meanwhile it is being reported on Fox News that Cheyenne, Wyoming is bracing for Hurricane Panchita.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 31 October 2008
GOP Friction
There's still some friction between John McCain and his VP Candidate, Sarah Palin according to inside sources. For one thing, Palin keeps accidentally calling him, Methusaleh.
written by Bureau, 31 October 2008
Spittng Image
Footballer, Wayne Rooney has not yet apologized for spitting at a news photographer and could be jailed for 6 months. "I thought I was helping, by giving him a spitting image." Rooney said.
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
False leg found on Rollercoaster
A prosthetic leg has been found at Alton Towers' 'Corkscrew' rollercoaster. A Theme Park manager quipped "I bet one of our visitors is hopping mad!"
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
Colin Montgomerie in for breast reduction surgery
World-class, Scottish Golfer, Colin Montgomerie is to have breast reduction surgery so that he can have his portrait painted by Fife artist, Jack Vetriano. "It's a storm in a D-cup!" the golfer said.
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
'Oldest Hebrew script' is found
Five lines of ancient script on a pottery shard could be the oldest Hebrew writing ever discovered, an archaeologist says. So far, the first line has been deciphered as 'made in China'.
written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2008
