"Honey, Have You Seen My Birth Control Pills?"
A medical survey reports half of the nation's doctors have prescribed placebo pills to patients. A birth control survey surprisingly reports the most popular baby name in the US is now 'Placebo.'
How About A Nice Baloney Sandwich?
Regarding her $150,000 campaign wardrobe, Sarah Palin remarked, "It's painful to be criticized. Oh if people only knew how frugal I am...for example I wash all of my used Kleenex, I really do."
The Robbery Note Read: Hand Over The Right Guard
A man in Florida used a BB gun to rob a can of deodorant from a supermarket. When police asked him why in the world he would use a BB gun, he replied, "Because my water gun was out of water."
The Winds of Change
Barack Obama says that he feels as though he has a righteous wind at his back. Sarah Palin replied, "That's nothin,' I've got a Russian squall blowing up my skirt."
The GOP Has Lot$ and Lot$ and Lot$ of Money
Due to the controversy that she spent $150,000 on clothes Sarah Palin said, "I'm taking the clothes back, and I'll just campaign in the nude." McCain's poll numbers instantly shot up 17 points!
When a Mexican woman was asked on a live interview on "Good Morning America" why she had married a 700-pound man, she lifted the cover to reveal his 12-pound penis.
Some Danger With Viagra
A doctors study group now say that the use of Viagra does not lead to blindness, unless the person's dates continually do not show up.
Turds And Kurks Fighting Again
Kurds and Turks are fighting again along Iraq's northern border. Should it become a war, the easy victors would still be called Turks, but the losers would always be referred to as the Turds.
There was another stock plunge yesterday and a cattle boat leaving Argentina and headed for Brazil with a huge load of cattle went under.
The judge arrested last year for using a peter pump under his gown during trials, is now completing his jail sentence.
Friends and family visitors say he has been holding his own.
Gathering Again At Yasgur's Farm
A large group of new social security recipients are planning a major get-together next August at Max Yasgur's Farm for Music & Mud. Don't trust anyone under 62!
The UK government is to call everybody with a mobile phone (cell phone) to warn of the brain tumour danger of using mobiles...
written by IainB, 24 October 2008
The World's first cyber-murderess
A Japanese woman could face 50 years in jail for virtually murdering her husband. A bit harsh considering that people do it for real and only get 10 years!
written by IN SEINE, 24 October 2008