Poggs Creator Admits: "Perhaps It Was A Fad"
After overseeing poor sales figures, Poggs creator - Dennis Lovensborich OBE - has finally admitted that the Poggs sales boom has died.
written by Les Uirely, 26 October 2008
A lightning bolt struck a wire fence in the northern Uruguayan state of San Jose killing 52 cows. The farmer is in shock too, although the lightening didn't hit him.
Sexually Active Into 90's
According to a new health study, people are sexually active well into their 80s. Or, in the case of Barbara Walters, into their late 90's. That's according to her book. Look under "Senator Byrd".
Leppardman changes spot
Tom Leppard, from Skye, once the world's most tattoed man has moved to a council flat after discovering a spot on his skin. The 73-year-old said; "I am concerned that it may be cancerous!"
Viagra sales on the up
Pfizer have launched a new 'time-release' Viagra. If taken at night, it is guaranteed to get you up in the morning.
"Babe, I'll Be Back In a Few Days...I'm Going To Apply at IMF"
The board of directors of the International Monetary Fund vote to allow its director to keep his job even though he is having an affair. The line for people applying for IMF jobs extends for 2 miles.
Apple, iPod, and Mr. Fifi
The computer giant Apple, Inc., maker of iPod, states it is in favor of same-sex marriages. iPod sales in West Hollywood instantly increase by 400%.
Kindly and Gently Place All Firearms In The Collection Plate
A Harlem church collected 500 guns in exchange for $200 bank cards. The only downside is that the guns had been used in robberies to get other guns, to get other guns, to get other guns...
Japanese Warning Still Ignored
Japanese leaders tried once again today to warn the rest of the world that Godzilla and Rodan offered a much greater threat to the world than global warming.
Obama To Meet Osama?
If elected president, Barack Obama says he has plans to meet privately with Osama bin Laden. The meeting would take place in a secret location among the 300-miles of underground in Mammoth Cave.
Watermelon Good As Viagra
Recent tests show that eating watermelon has the same effects as Viagra. The study was made after 17 males showed up in an emergency room more than 4 hours after a huge family picnic.
According to the New York Times, people are still withdrawing their money from Wall Street and storing it in safer places such as their local banks and Harrod's Best Slots.
Joe Scared For America
Joe The Plumber stated yesterday that he was scared for America if Obama became president. "For one thing", said Joe, "without all that crappola coming out of Washington, where will we plumbers be?"
After a complete investigation, NASA has concluded that the huge faces reported by the last shuttle astronauts was that they were seeing Mount Rushmore.
Killer whales give up American citizenship
The seven Puget Sound whales who were missing and feared dead have been discovered in Tokyo Bay. They couldn't decide for whom to vote in the upcoming election and chose to become Japanese citizens.
written by PP Rega, 26 October 2008
The McCain-Palin Movie: Rated PGOP-13
Disney Pictures will start filming a movie about the 2008 GOP campaign. It'll star Steve Martin as John McCain and Tina Fey as Sarah Palin. The name of the movie is "Rip Van Wrinkle & Snow White."
Would You Like Some Hot Sauce?
A Colorado couple ordered some tacos and found a small bag of marijuana on top of them. The customer told police, "Look I specifically said we'd like some tacos with no onions and no marijuana."
'Mac' & 'Rack' Have Certainly Got It All Figured Out
John McCain warns, "My friends if the Democrats win the election it means Barack Obama will be president." And Sarah Palin quickly added, "And it also means Joe Biden will be vice-president."