Evolutionist Bird Brains

Funny story written by Gary Potter

Thursday, 28 July 2011

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Evolutionary Fairytales

The saga of Harry Potter may have concluded, but fans of myth and fantasy need not despair - evolutionists are still manufacturing fairy stories with a vengeance.

Archaeopteryx, one of the mythical poster-children of the evolution fallacy has been knocked of its perch as one of the first birds, with evolutionists now claiming it has reverted back into a dinosaur.

The new marvel to excite the fictional world of evolutionary science is the Chinese 'fossil' Xiaotingia zhengi. This is now said to be the first bird. However, with all evolutionist propoganda, its believers should be cautious as the single specimen was not found in the field, but bought off a 'dealer'.

Dawkin Richards, sexist evolutionist fundamentalist was as usual beside himself. "It is remarkable. After piping on for 150 years about archeopteryxface, we now have the proof we claimed we had before. Although it means we have to re-write the tree, again, this time, we are sure.....again."

A real scientist was a little more cautious "It is only a matter of time before this 'fossil' is exposed as a fraud, and now we see how easily the 'proofs' of evolution can be switched to suit the supposed evidence. This new announcement is a gift for those who know that evolution is a fairy tale for adults. It is only a matter of time before Harry Potters Hedwig makes an appearance"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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