Hawking's Never Ending Theory

Written by SPECTRUM

Monday, 11 January 2010

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I believe in the never ending theory

What is the answer to life the universe and everything? This is the question that Stephen Hawking, theoretical physicist and professor of mathematics at Cambridge for thirty years has been working on for most of his life.

Professor Hawking, despite being confined to a wheelchair due to suffering from Muscular Dystrophy, has come up with the most amazing theory which he calls the Never Ending Theory.

There are an estimated 200 billion stars in our galaxy but Professor Hawkings never ending theory proposes that in a never ending universe there are a never ending amount of galaxies, in a never ending amount of universes, in a never ending amount of multi verses, in a never ending amount of
parallel universes, in a never ending amount of scenarios of time and space with an ever ending amount of outcomes which leaves everybody with a never ending amount of questions.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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