Second Life Porn Scandal

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Friday, 19 June 2009

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Screwed in Second Life

Popular diversionary alternate reality Second Life has been rocked by a porn scandal.

Avatars Jennie89 and Kyle101 filmed a sordid sex scene using predefined actions available to any user of the virtual world. In a property they had bought through selling their avatars' bodies in the notorious Second Life Red Light District the pair set up a meeting last Saturday, and enacted a poorly scripted, badly lit and thus totally realistic porn story line.

Kyle101 arrived to install a new tumble dryer in Jennie89's virtual property, only to have Jennie89 find his avatar's muscles irresistible. Very quickly the two were enacting the down and dirty in every room in her virtual house, recording it all on a camcorder pointing at Jennie89's screen.

The resulting explicit sex scenes were then posted onto popular home made video site YouTube, and viewed by over a million people before the YouTube authorities got wind of the sex tape, pulling it out of CyberSpace, after watching it thirty-nine times to ensure it contravened YouTube's decency policies.

However, it was too late, and the video was 'out-there' and mirrored on numerous sites, attracting thousands of visitors per day.

It has since been revealed that, despite appearances, both Jennie89 and Kyle101 are both men. A rash of vomiting has been reported in internet users across the world.

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