Demi Moore Bush Pic To Be Included With Windows 7

Funny story written by Wire Piddle

Tuesday, 16 June 2009

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Photoshopping Demi Moore Bush Pic - Mr. Ping

Las Vegas, NV. - Announced to day at the demiannual convention of Computer Software Pirates and Code Buccaneers, Mr. Xiao So Ping stated that Windows 7; The Blue Version, shall included a picture of Demi Moore in her birthday suit standing beside former Florida governor, Jeb Bush.

"What this proves," Mr. Ping stated, "...is that, indeed, Ms. Moore's body is worthy of comparison to any greek goddess.... and that Jeb Bush will shill for anyone. Bwahahahaha!!"

Mr. Ping further elaborated on the uniqueness of the photo.

"I would call this photo a stroke of luck. One of our companies lowly functionaries, Jules, happens to work security part-time at LAX. He happened to be wanding some Los Angeles plebian and he accidently brushed up against Ms. Moore. Within a New York minute, she had undressed and was standing there starkers for all to see. A quick flip of the iphone and Jules had taken the shot. Of course, getting Jeb Bush was another issue. We had to pay him under the table as well as donate a sizeable quantity of Windows 7: The Pirated version to the state of Florida."

Windows 7: The Blue Version will start shipping July 1, although orders can be place through the Ebay store Wan Key Man Antiques, Collectibles and Industrial Dirigibles, Shenzhen, China.

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