Bowing to the economic pressures of the day the normally clean-as-a-Mormon-on-Sunday website The Spoof is starting to offer full frontal nudity on its screen. This is in an effort to keep up with its snail-news competitor that offers only half naked women on its third page.
Spoof Editor at large, Iam Hornie broke down as he said "We tried to keep things clean for so long. Now we are reduced to this. Humor alone doesn't satisfy the human mind any more. They all got to have some of that raw stuff!" He then stared weeping in my armpit.
Former spoof reader Reginald Upnose said "I won't be going to their site for my news humor anymore. They are really headed for the gutter with this. Next thing you know they'll be doing sensational journalism too!"
Mrs. Willberly Nana, mother of one of the Spoof founders found the strength to say this between sobs into her hanky- "Who would ever have know that my Willerforce would have come to this? How could he debase himself and his family so much? Especially because that is his sister he used for the first nudie picture! Waaaaahhhhh!"