In an attempt to dispose of stockpiles of Napalm trials were carried out in a hitherto unknown east European country to see if a rebrand as a hair removal system would be financially successful.
Chief Physicist Professor Hugh Jarse carried out numerous test cases on the inhabitants of a small village in the newly discovered state of Hirsutier.
Speaking from the capital city Afroville Professor Jarse said "The people here are extremely hairy, at first we thought it was a festival where everybody had to dress as gorillas however when we realised this was their true state we could not believe our luck."
"The trials were extremely succesful with one or two minor side effects." continued Professor Jarse "on the plus side hair removal was total. However on the negative side, skin removal was also total."
The Body Shop refused to comment on our claim that they were ready to market the new product.