Written by Skoob1999

Monday, 16 March 2009

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Is That You Britney?

Hit me baby one more time! Ouch!!! - Reports coming out of Hollywood seem to suggest that Britney Spears is growing a beard. Louisianan Spears has recently been criticised for dressing up as a belly dancer in her shows, and having a belly.

"She's piled on the pounds sho'nuff" one observer commented.

However it's the beard hair which is the greater cause for concern in the Spears camp. Reports surfaced that the star was seen shaving 'furiously' in order to eliminate facial hair growth as recently as Tuesday.

Her latest album release 'Circus', which has shifted over a million copies was regarded as a perfect choice by critics because "you get bearded ladies in circuses too," one critic told us.

The troubled star is reported to sport 'five o'clock shadow' at five o' clock. However, these spurious rumours have yet to be be validated.

More as we get it.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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