The Moon: Latest Public Warning

Funny story written by VicticiousWhips

Wednesday, 18 March 2009

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The moon has been the subject of great fear and alarm recently after a recently published report from NASA.

NASA (National Arrogance and Space Atrocities) declared that by looking at the Moon for more than 10 seconds can in fact change your blood molecules. This event can last from 35 to 65 years later and as a results you may become a victim of old age.

"It is with great warning that you should never look at the moon more than 9.9999 continuous seconds", reports Dr. Thrush T. Spoony, Head of Scientific Analogies and Preposterous Proposals, "You risk your health and your sanity, think of your family".

Dr. Spoony adds, "Don't look at the moon and don't say I didn't warn you".

A NASA spokesman concurs with the report, "We have every reason not to doubt this latest report, so our advice is to look at the moon for about 4 seconds maximum, just to be safe."

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