NASA HQ, Area 51, Groom Lake - (X-Files Mess): NASA's Hubble telescope has sent back images showing that some dwarf galaxies are embedded in the halos of a 'dark nutter'.
"We don't know who that wacko might be," a NASA source commented, "but from this angle it looks like an image of a very swarthy, raven-haired Prof Stephen Hawking."
NASA was also surprised to find seven dwarf galaxies in the core of a cluster dubbed Little Snow White.
"We named it after the children's fairytale heroine because of what looks like a bit of rotten Big Apple at the cluster's mouth," Prof V Smart of NASA's parasitology division.
The search for extraterrestrial life continues.