Nasa launches Earth hunter rocket

Funny story written by Aspartame Boy

Sunday, 8 March 2009

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Earth finding missile

CAPE CANAVERAL, FL - Nasa, now part of the Air Force, launched a rocket, to find Earth. It was an unmanned mission.

The rocket has an expensive Kepler telescope on it.

General Pyle was asked about the expense by a reporter in the crowd who asked, "General Pyle. Hello? We are standing on the Earth. Why do you want to send a rocket into space to find the Earth?"

The General replied, "First of all, let me say that that is a matter of national security. Also, the .. a .. we have heard rumors that the Army may be on the Earth now, and we need to keep tabs on them. We want to have some idea about their plays in the upcoming football game."

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