CNN has learned that Sarah Palin, notified of the perjury conviction of Alaska Senator Ted Stevens, has begun seeking input on how to dump McCain and install Stevens onto the Republican Presidential ticket. Faxes, e-mails, and phone calls have been ionizing the pristine Alaskan air as Palin has been trying to connect with Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, John Wayne, and other ultra-conservatives.
According to Republican insiders who overheard Gov. Palin in the ladies room in Juneau, she is also trying to determine if she can seize the McCain Presidential slot and throw her VP "bone" to Stevens. "Why not," she was heard to scream as she was stretching for the toilet paper, "He's a crook. I'm not!"
Meanwhile, it was only after her missives to Wayne were returned unanswered that she was told that The Duke has been dead for quite a few years.