Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 24 September 2008

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Kent Keep- Concentration

British health authorities are urging UK's MD's to stop their use of the ADHD pharmaceutical, Ritalin. British Doctors without Boundaries spokesperson, Kent Keep-Concentration protested the ruling on behalf of the whomevers he represents:

"Without Ritalin how will the what's their names continue to provide the whatever you call it for the whomever it is. Certain medicines are very useful for whatchamacallit and for the whoever they are to get involved like this is a classic example of micro- how do you say it! British whosey what's its have been providing excellent you know what I mean for many, many, many oh forget its!"

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