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Funny story: ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

ADD Can Lead to Awkward Conversations

Scientists say our addiction to phones and the prevalence of attention deficit disorder (ADD) in both kids and adults can lead to very awkward conversations. To illustrate the problem, researchers at the University of Southwestern Maine University...

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Funny story: GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!

GOP Contemplates Psychological Intervention as Obama's ADHD Revealed!

Washington, DC/ Walter Reed Army Hospital/ Top Secret Medical Update - Political Pundits throughout the nation's capitol huddled in small groups and spoke in whispers discussing a top secret medical report leaked by Joe Biden, confirming what everyon...

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Funny story: ADHD condition cured for British children

ADHD condition cured for British children

Children with severe ADHD have been cured in the world's first successful treatment for the potentially irritating disorder, doctors have announced. Attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD) and attention deficit disorder (ADD) refer to a ra...

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Funny story: Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

Doctors Urged to Discontinue Use of Ritalin

British health authorities are urging UK's MD's to stop their use of the ADHD pharmaceutical, Ritalin. British Doctors without Boundaries spokesperson, Kent Keep-Concentration protested the ruling on behalf of the whomevers he represents: "Wit...

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Funny story: Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Brian Ashton to be used as treatment for hyperactive children

Current rugby union England coach, Brian Ashton, is to be used as a new treatment for children who show aggressive and hyperactive behaviour.

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Funny story: The PHAD Disorder and The Cure for it

The PHAD Disorder and The Cure for it

New York - While ADD remains prevalent, scientists have unearthed a new disorder called PHADD (pseudo hyperactivity attention deficit disorder), also commonly referred to as "fad", which afflicts more than half of clinically obnoxious peopl...

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Funny story: All U.S. Politicians Diagnosed As Having Attention Deficit Disorder

All U.S. Politicians Diagnosed As Having Attention Deficit Disorder

(Washington) - Doctors and psychiatrists at Walter Reed Medical Center have examined all 435 members of the U.S. House of Representatives, all 100 Senators, and the President of the United States and have diagnosed every one of them as having severe...

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Funny story: Time Outs Ruled Unconstitutional

Time Outs Ruled Unconstitutional

(San Francisco) - The ultra-liberal 9th Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled that time outs for children are unconstitutional and constitute abusive, cruel and unusual punishment.

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Funny story: Joyce's ADD and not talent made him a genius

Joyce's ADD and not talent made him a genius

Mt Laurel, New Jersey (ADDA Headquarters) - Irish writer James Joyce suffered from a case of severe adult Attention Deficit Disorder, causing him to lose track of what in hell he was even trying to get at while writing.

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