The world's financial markets breathed a sigh of relief when Professor Hugh Jarse revealed his latest creation.
"By injecting genes from a bank safe into a pig foetus I have managed to create actual 'Piggy Banks'." said Professor Jarse.
"You can feed them on the poor and needy and when they are plump ready to burst you violently bash their heads open and loads of money comes out"
Professor Hugh Jarse faced competition to develope the idea from another team who were working on their own 'Cash Cow' simultaneously however Hugh Jarse and his team were the first to have success.
