Written by Pointer

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

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Red W tiptoed through the bankruptcies

The lazy-unfair economy of Republiclueless Bush has bailed out so many failing corporations that capitalist no longer can describe the state run economy of the USSA.

Bear Stearn, Freddie and Fannie Mae-Mac, Lehman, Merrill Lynch and dozens more corporations have been rescued by the quite visible and clumsy hypocritical hand of Red W and his economic commissars.

Red W has announced his third five year plan this year to stave off the bread lines and famine of the old evil empire the USSR. Bush told the five Americans who showed up for his Red Rose Garden declaration that his socialist economy has gotten an A while the evil empire could only manage an R!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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