Written by Pointer

Friday, 8 February 2008

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Bush proposed new squirting head for Washington monument

Most of the world upon gazing at the towering obelisk among the DC monuments have realized that a giant phallus rises above the capitol and is reflected in the long rectangular pond at its base.

Throughout his incredibly failed presidency, those close to W report that GW Bush has often spent countless hours of his frustration pacing around this pool and its companion erect monument.Sources say that recently the worst President in history, after one of many powerless walks, literally raced to the oval office with an Archimedean Eureka moment.

He was overheard saying: "Karl, Karl? Oh yeah, you've left. Mr President, I mean, Vice, Vice, Where are ya?! I got it! What this country needs is balls! We've got the dick, right, Chain...chain... chain...har, har but it's balls we need. What if we gave the Washington monument balls!? You know,we could sink big brass balls into the reflecting pools so that all who looked upon America's erection rising toward the sky would also see large, full testicles at its base like engines ready for blast off.

"That would scare those freedom hatin terrorists!"

Sources reported that Cheney's only response was to sarcastically retort: "Great! And let's shoot jiz out of the top!"

Bush is said to have licked his parched lips and said: "Fantastic!"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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