10 Things to do with cheese

1) Take it for a walk
2) Put it in socks
3) Take it to the cinema
4) Sell it on the blackmarket for a vast profit
5) Chop it into small pieces, and send it to the cheese factory, with a slightly sinister random note attached.
6) Grate it
7) Slice it
8) Dice it
9) Understand it
10) Blame the parents