Werewolf Extinction?

Funny story written by Princess Poole

Sunday, 8 July 2007

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No more howling?

First the snowmen now the werewolves, Professor Ima Dorc of Hardley University is again warning of the possible extinction of a near-human species.

"They must be on the decrease if no one has seen one for decades. We really must look into the disappearance of werewolves to determine what has happened." Of couse many people are not convinced werewolves existed in the first place, but says Dorc "They must have if they're gone now."

Dr. Dorc believes werewolves were popular movie monsters because many people had a secret belief that they were real. "I haven't seen a new werewolf movie in years," says Dr Dorc.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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