Written by Cal Jennings

Wednesday, 18 April 2007

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Half-man Half-pteredactyl Discovered by Scientists

Gaza (ENN) - Today, scientists discovered a half-man, half-pteredactyl in the hills of Gaza. Fearing that it was a spawn of Satan, Israeli soldiers, armed with machine guns, shot it down in a rain of fire.

The lead scientist said, "It was a shame that the specimen couldn't be caught alive, but post-mortem examination revealed some fascinating discoveries. Until now, we thought it was impossible for mammalian and reptilian DNA to exist in the same specimen. The human DNA found in the subject closely resembles the DNA found in U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney. Of course, so does the reptilian DNA."

The specimen was purchased from the scientists by Haliburton. No word as to what they have done with the specimen, but a funeral for a Cheney relative is supposed to take place tomorrow.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Science, Research

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