Evil mutant robot centipedes are taking over the country and it looks as if it's the end for mankind, or at least Britain.
Alfred Barmpot, an electronics engineer and TV repairman tells The Spoof:
"Used to be when you opened up a TV or radio there was only valves and wires in there but now they are full of robot centipedes in stasis; just waiting for a signal from the mother ship.
When it comes we'd all better look out cos these evil beasts will be crawling out of every bit of electrical kit and doing us in"
Professor Stephen Hoskins comments:
Alf has his wires crossed the silly old bugger. These aren't robotic centipedes at all they are something entirely different but fucked if I know what"