A Parisian sex doll brothel is causing an outrage in the dark world of "Tossers United" because Parisian porno stars are refusing to perform unless their plastic competitors are removed from the seedy sex underground world in the 'city of love!'
Spring in Paris is not quite what it used to be as thousands of French Wankers leave their laptops, computers, and wives at home, and head for the latest kinky sex kick hitting Europe like an Chinese tsunami; sex toy brothels!
Sitting in front of webcams watching porno-stars do their thing aint good enough any more with punters demanding real participation, without fear of getting caught by the missus, or getting aids, so the sex-doll tsunami is the perfect way of ridding tossers of their frustrations! Even couples are heading for the sex-doll brothels for a bit of kinky swinging!
Parisian police are attempting to stop the rage, but only real brothels with real women and men are forbidden in France, and plastic doll versions are legal!
Jaggedone decided to send his star Parisian-Seedy-Sex-Tranny CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Folie Qui-Qui-Pissoir, into a sex-doll brothel and here is her / his report:
"Monsieur Jaggedone, qui, qui, zeze sex dolls are fantastique! Everyzing is possible, blow jobs, anal, golden showers, S & M, totalemente, tres, tres bien!"
So all you wankers, before the French law changes, get over to ze City of Love and enjoy a bit of kinky plastic pleasure, but don't tell the missus! Qui, qui et vive le France!
