Man divorces his sex doll because it chatters too much!

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Monday, 15 May 2017


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Here she is, the first sex-talking toy delivered with tape just in case she natters too much!

A US sex toy developer who designed the first talking sex robot has had to take back a prototype because during sex with a client, it chattered non-stop!

A Californian male (they're all sex mad and nutters) purchased the prototype after divorcing his real wife because sex was like sleeping with a dead fish and she just could not keep her mouth shut, constantly asking him if he was finished. So after 7 years of marriage he divorced her. He initially bought the pink, plastic version, but she refused to give him a blow job so he bought the more erotic, sexy, up-market version for some fun and games.

The guy then decided to marry her in Reno, where anything goes, and for the first few nights it was heaven! She whispered into his ear, told him how fantastic he was and even gave out a huge scream whilst having an orgasm (which most married women have never experienced).

However, after a short period and having to keep plugging her into the mains, she seemed to overload, demanded more and more sex and would not stop chatting, even when he had dinner parties! So he got a divorce and sent her back to the lab!

The sex robot is now back with its inventor, Matt Mc Cullen, who is hoping to fix the problem and is also devising a male version for frustrated Californian females who are still searching for their "Orgasmic Holy Grail" whilst their husbands are searching for the solution to their wives problems under the shower alone with a handy-guide!

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