So, at a press conference or election rally, after calling a few reporters representing fake news, President Trump suggested what sounded like using disinfectant enemas to kill the coronavirus.
Editor’s note: You are fired.
Reply: Wait, hear me out. It happened today. April 23, on Shakespeare’s birthday.
Editor’s note: Go on.
The head of the Department of Science and Technology at Homeland Security, William Bryan, announced during the White House briefing on coronavirus, that disinfectants on surfaces would kill the virus.
With that splinter of information, zero-for-brains, Donald Trump, managed a giant leap in science to suggest that: “Maybe they should try injecting disinfectant into a sick person and see whether that’ll kill the virus. Or get it in them some other way.”
One can only speculate this means by injection, spoon-fed, or an enema.
Editors note: I see.
Trump went on to pat himself on the back, bragging that he had good scientific instincts, tapping himself on his head.
Not so fast, Dr. Einstein.
Here's the real science: After a three-year investigation, the Senate Intelligence Committee concluded that the Russians interfered in the 2016 presidential race in a bid to help Trump, gifting Trump with the White House.
The good news is that thank the gods, (wherever they may be) not only is Donald Trump unpresidential, he also isn’t the legitimate president!
So, it’s okay if he buffoons along about disinfectant enemas, etc. He’s a fraud, thanks to the Russians, and you kind of know Putin isn’t going to put the sharpest whistle in the White House.
So, it must be time for Trump and Be Best to start packing, do the honest thing, admit it was a good run, they had fun on Air Force One, traveling the world, with the White House room service, yearly screwing up the Christmas decorations, but they really don’t belong, Putin did a bad thing to the United States, but we’ll make it right, so, so long.
In your dreams.
They’re in the White House like dry rot, and they’re likely to ask Putin for help in the 2020 election.
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