Vancouver, 26.03.2018: French Canadians are in a state of shock after a Brit went into a restaurant in Vancouver demanding that the waiter on duty speak English, but he couldn't he was French; shock, horror!
The altercation became quite loud, and coincidentally, Jaggedone, had one of his 5 star CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) Michelin reporters, Messr. Merde-Cocteau, in the restaurant pilfering food that was meant to be handed out to the homeless after closing and, he sent this report back to CIA HQ in a sewer near Amsterdam; here it is:
Brit to waiter: "I demand that you speak English to me, imbecile!"
French waiter to Brit: "Fuck off!"
Brit to waiter: "We will after Brexit you French turd!"
French waiter to Brit: "Merde Anglais!"
Brit to waiter: "My golly that's shocking, you French twat!"
French waiter to Brit: "Va te faire foutre!"
Brit to waiter: "I will report your terrible behavior to your boss you 'chatte!'
French waiter to Brit: "Stick your cordon bleu up your fat British 'cul' et vive la France, putain de toi!"
The French waiter was sacked on the spot and the Brit punter was given a rousing applause by English soccer hooligans on R & R visiting Vancouver after wrecking Amsterdam.
Crawling out of the restaurant later a certain super-star chef, in incognito, was seen by Jaggedone's star CIA reporter and, without being sued by this foul-mouthed multi-millionaire, his name starts with a G and ends in a Y??