Trudy Kinks of New York City says that she and her husband may have to split up for awhile until they get something straightened.
"And I'm not referring to penis pills either", she told several family members.
Trudy explained that she and Morris went on their honeymoon in the Catskills and that every night an opossum would look in the window or get into their garbage.
"Morris would have a fit over the noise, interrupting our lovemaking. But by the time we got home, he couldn't do it anymore."
Apparently Morris had talked to some friends at work and wound up bringing a live opossum home with him.
"I don't really mind the opossum being in our bedroom but I get so tired of Morris asking me, right near the big ending, 'Is the Opossum watching?''Is the Opossum watching?"
"Yes! Yes! Yes!"
"Wonder if having a stuffed one would work?"
