Written by Al N.

Sunday, 29 May 2016

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The votes are in! The law of gravity has been deleted.

Washington, DC The Republican Caucus met and discussed the law of gravity at their latest meeting.

"When did this law even get passed? I don't know if I know anyone that remembers what it was like before we passed this law and whether we even need it or not," spoke the Republican majority leader.

"What I want to know is, how much is this thing costing us? Someone must be making money off this thing! And how can we get us some?" spoke the Republican Whip.

"Well, let's just include it in this package of laws we don't need anymore, like that one against whistling Dixie in church." spoke another Republican lawmaker.

"Well, I think we need to debate the whistling Dixie law a bit more," spoke a dismayed Republican. "I didn't even realize that was on the agenda! Let's get rid of this Law of Motion instead. We don't need that!"

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