Science Town, USA Scientists were shocked to hear that long-time element Barium was to be renamed Trumpium.
"I didn't even know you could buy the rights to an element and rename it!" spoke one prominent scientist. "It's going to be hard to get used to the new name. I guess it just goes to show that if you have the money you can do about anything."
"But why pick such a boring element like Barium? Especially when you have Krypton and Argon to choose from!" he continued.
"I thought he already had a compound named for him-Dickite!" spoke a different scientist.
