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Funny story: Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

Apocalypse Now: Did You Hear What Trump Said?

The Vatican -- Today the Lamb of God, held in various sacred halls by the catholic church for over a millennium and long-presumed to be in a vegetative state, surprised priests and bishops alike when it suddenly came to its feet, took a long look ar...

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Funny story: Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

Apocalypse 2019 - "Everyone to Kill Everybody Else"

New Orleans, LA - Throughout the ages, there have been many predictions about the "End Times" or the Apocalypse. The "Doomsday Clock" has been at "three minutes to midnight" almost a dozen times in less than 20 years. The simple conclusion that an or...

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Funny story: Humanity’s last hope questions Eldritch Council's logic

Humanity’s last hope questions Eldritch Council's logic

Young man Darren Radthorp, recently discovered to be the reincarnation of the Saverine, defeater of Lord Ulmoch, has been reportedly questioning the logic of the great Eldritch Council which claims he must face a resurgent Ulmoch alone. “I mean,...

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Funny story: Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

Trump Runner Confounds Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller Apocalypse

BILLINGSGATE POST: Cast against a blue, gray Sonoran Desert sky, the Four Horsemen of Wile E Mueller rode again. In Biblical lore, they were known as Famine, Pestilence, Destruction, and Death. These are only aliases. Their real names are Comey, Rob...

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Funny story: Yogurt Apocalypse

Yogurt Apocalypse

British newspaper of repute, The Daily Mail has alerted the world (or anybody on the right wing, who believes this bullshit) that 73rd series of the Great British Bake Off will start the long awaited, and long fore-told yogurt apocalypse. Flauntin...

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Funny story: Babies are the cause of Earth's inevitable, apocalyptical destruction!

Babies are the cause of Earth's inevitable, apocalyptical destruction!

A scientific report claims dirty nappies, screaming babies, sleepless nights for parents, 9 months of pregnancy ending in torture for mums, in fact anything to do with babies will destroy the planet! Dads tend to feel differently about the report...

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Funny story: NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

NO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse

After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.

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Funny story: Sale at Svalbard 'Doomsday vault'

Sale at Svalbard 'Doomsday vault'

The entire contents of the Svalbard 'Doomsday' vault are set to be sold at an auction for millions of eager bidders. Svalbard is widely known to be the largest storage vault in the world, containing more than 800000 worldly treasures. It was first...

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Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse last 3 minutes

Zombie Apocalypse last 3 minutes

Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage. Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hage...

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Funny story: Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Cataclysmic Comet Collision to End World in Two Weeks Time

Scientists controlling the Rosetta Space Probe's landing on a huge comet were jubilant that the mission had succeeded this morning, but their joy turned to horror when the Orbiter Craft plunged into the comet and shifted it into a deadly collision co...

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Funny story: Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Jihadis' apocalyptic end-of-days HQ of Dabiq sitting on 'Holy Hand Grenade Of Antioch' sinkhole say Wiccans

Dabiq - A World Council of Wicca elder has written to Islamic State bigwigs about their adherents flocking to the Syrian border personality town of Dabiq scene of an ancient 7th century Sunni prophecy about Judgement Day. Mother Superior says she...

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Funny story: Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

Four Norsemen of the Viking Pucker Lips ride this Saturday

The Cosmos - A Norwegian oral hystery cult awaits the end of the world that will take place this Saturday to fulfil the highly regarded 13th century Ragnarok Prophecy. The 'Fate or Twilight of the Gods' prediction is based on an old Viking ode w...

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Funny story: New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

New NASA video issued over Scottish 'Mayan Calendar' Doomsday scare

Washington - "Just a routine precaution, guys," NASA head of Doomsday debunking Dr Tamara Hexoplasm commented, "in case any remaining Mayan apocalypse peddlers latch onto this latest hoodoo about the rescheduled End Of The World." The new video di...

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Funny story: Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

Happy 2013? I Prefer Not To.

It seems the Mayans were wrong. The world will keep traveling around the sun, or the sun around the world if you're a Fundamentalist. But this most recent apocalypse averted got me to ruminating, as is my want, about New Year's Eve and all the weight that is arbitrarily attached to this one night's passage of time. It took me back to last New Year's Eve and a question asked me, "What's your resolu...

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Funny story: So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

So Long, Farewell, Auf Wedersehen, Adieu! The End Is Coming And It Will Get You Too

Greetings dear Readers! As we all know the legendary 21st of December is almost upon us which means that according to the Mayan Calendar tomorrow we are all going to croak in horrible ways. On behalf of myself and the rest of the Spoof staff I just wanted to take this time to say thanks to all our readers and that it has been a fun ride. You have been a swell audience and we have certainly had...

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Funny story: World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

World Ends!!! - Planet Earth destroyed in cosmic blast

New York - In an emergency appearance today before the United Nations, a team of international scientists reported that the world has ended. The stunning announcement came during a special session of the UN Security Council, during which scientists f...

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Funny story: Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

Zombie Apocalypse is actually the Second Coming, Jesus reveals

In a surprise appearance last week, a man claiming to be Jesus revealed that the much anticipated 'zombie apocalypse' of 2012 is actually a mis-communication of the intended 'Second Coming'. Jesus explained that they (the Holy Trinity) realised that if the Son of God were to turn up looking 'normal', He might not be taken seriously and most likely ignored (or sectioned if the NHS could be bothe...

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