Peace probe Rosetta, Sweet Rosetta, is stoned. Georgie Fame commented 'Well, well, well' and scientists are on a high.
But the news coming in from the floating lady in the sky tells us that in the beginning was weak gravity. Hardly surprising that everyone was floating!
Richard Branson is currently organising tours to the comets and several well known idiots have signed up for the trip.
Originally found in Egypt the famous Rosetta Stone has left the earth before venturing into outer space. The present probe into the atmosphere has topped Kevin Peterson's throw which didn't get quite so far. Although Kevin tells us that his throw would have got much further if he had remained Captain of England.
Current information is that Rosetta has one foot stuck into the ground and the other is doing a high kick. She is preparing for Strictly Come Dancing.
Unfortunately Rosetta is currently in a place where the sun doesn't shine but we all understand that even on a comet Rosie needs to have a shit.