The Marx Brothers were in fact a group of sinister visitors from another world! That's the bonkers claim being made by a post-graduate student at Cambridge University.
Buddy Abbott (26) has made the claim in his thesis, and amazingly crusty old Dons are giving credence to this load of old cobblers.
"It's obvious when you watch the films with state of the art hi-tech viewing equipment" pontificated the mortar board and gown clad idjit (who quite honestly would be better off going and getting himself a girlfriend).
Professor Dusty Cobwebs told The Spoof:
"I know it sounds unlikely but we're convinced that Buddy is correct in his assertions"
"The fact that his father, a top business magnate, has presented the university with a three million pound donation has nothing to do with it"
When The Spoof pressed the big overgrown schoolboy, who in our opinion needs to get a job too, for some proof he pointed out Harpo who never spoke and said if he'd done so then he would have given the game away.
