NEW YORK - In an outrageous turn of events, it appears an alleged imposter has posed yet again as top tier celebrity Bindy Lou in this months field and stream centerfold - reptile edition. The imposter who's real name is yet unknown goes by the recognizable alias "walk-on-by".
The widely known global love of celebrity Steve Irwin toward all animals brought forth much needed love and admiration for reptiles in general. However, this has also brought forth fruit of many of who are aiming to "cash in" on such opportunities by posing as the worlds most famous crocs, one of which is "walk-on by".
With the snappy jaws of a stratum star, and the legs that move with speed and agility near to the centipede, this so called reptile can not stay away from the cameras. Also, appearing in several cameos where said reptile has been spotted on the red carpet, good morning America / TLC, the peoples court and background footage of MTV's pimp my ride, flavor of love 2 and on the backdrop bush of the new MTVs show rob and big, during issuance of police citation for what has been deemed "riding dirty".
Walk-on-by is native of New York, and had originally branched from living as a rural suburban recluse to city life when he first appeared atop a double dutch bus street trolley in central Manhattan. How he makes his way around so rapidly for various photo ops remains unexplainable, evidence of which suggests human involvement.
To date, walk-on-by has not been restrained or caught ,but next time you see a lightening speed blip (alligator foot back peddling) in the background of your tv screen, get your magnifying glass because what you see is not static - it could very well be our friend/foe walk-on-by.
