New York, New York - (Associated Mess): Embattled US Ambassador to the UN John Bolton is believed to be seeking PR advice on the merits of launching his own Pontifical-style topless calendar to raise his limp public profile following Republican Mid-term election disasters earlier this week.
US make-over style gurus are understood to be arranging photo-shoot locations and an array of fetching outfits for the hapless US envoy to try out for the forthcoming publication which has been brokered by the Bush Administration's White House House-Doctor.
And the first compelling change that Bolton must embrace in the forthcoming PR campaign?
"That rug just has to go!" said a Vague Magazine fashionista consultant who has been seminal in proferring advice to Pope Joseph Ratzinger, whose very own Pirelli-style topless calendar is being launched just in time for the hectic Xmas market in a few weeks.
