Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 14 March 2014

image for The Hubble Space Telescope Has Spotted An Amazing Rock On The Moon
The moon rock is located at the middle part of the moon.

MERRITT ISLAND, Florida - The Kennedy Space Center is reporting that photos which were just taken by The Hubble Space Telescope have shown a very interesting rock formation on the moon.

KSC spokesperson Virgo Coopercastle told the assembled news media that Hubby, as the space telescope is affectionately called, sent back photos of a rock that astonishingly resembles President Thomas Jefferson.

Coopercastle said that it is uncanny that the figure of Jefferson looks exactly like the figure of Jefferson that is carved into Mount Rushmore.

He pointed out that even the bouffant hairdo and nose hairs are an exact match.

Coopercastle commented that the odds of this occurring are probably about 17 billion to one.

SIDENOTE: The photos have been shown to relatives of Thomas Jefferson and each one agrees that the moon rock certainly bears an amazing resemblance to the man they all refer to as Grandpa Tommy.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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