Written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 20 December 2013

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President Obama talking to noted scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser.

HOUSTON - One of the world's leading scientist Dr. Currington S. Clexweiser has just made an unbelievable discovery.

Dr. Clexweiser has revealed that recent scientific studies show that the planet Saturn, which is listed as being 4.5 million years old, is actually nowhere near that old.

The doctor speaking to a group of reporters revealed that Saturn is actually just 2.8 million years old.

He pointed out that an error somehow occurred in some documents that had initially listed the planet's age.

Reports are that President Obama will be calling for an investigation into how such a humongous error could have occurred.

SIDENOTE: President Obama spoke to an assembly of students at Cottonball State College in Tuscaloosa, Alabama and commented that an error of 1.7 million years is just not acceptable. He received a standing ovation.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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