Scientists Discover Condition In Growing Population In Which Acronyms Provide Sexual Stimuli

Written by Tony Bagodonutz

Saturday, 28 September 2013

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A growing segment of the population has resorted to the regular use of acronyms as technology use continues to rise. As society has moved from cell phone, text chatting, and the like, on to advanced forms of communication such as social networking sites, along with the increased use of hand held technologies, the acronym count has risen.

Thousand of people use short phrases such as "LOL", "FML", and "ROFL" on a regular basis. A large and increasing segment of this population has been discovered to employ the use of these acronyms because they cause sensory pleasure, sexual stimuli, if you will.

Scientists have discovered, uncovered, and have assigned a moniker to a condition in which individuals are sexually stimulated by such terminology as "LMFAO", "YOLO", "FML", "TTYL", and so on.

The latest classification for this recently discovered condition?

ACRONYMPHOMANIA.

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