Scientists in Texas have discovered a massive black hole in the outer galaxy, NGC 1277, and have confirmed it as definitely being female nicknaming it The Praying Pussy!
Observing the black hole devour circulating stars reminded one scientist, Professor Zweinstein, of his biological beginnings (he was young and horny) observing praying mantas devouring their male partners after copulation and decided that this particular black hole was female because male black holes only let gas go and do not suck it in!
The huge black hole is of no danger to planet earth because the galaxy is so far away it would take Richard Branson a thousand years to reach it in one of his super cross galaxy Virgin spacecraft and this particular black hole lost its virginity millions of years ago anyway.
A white hole has also been spotted out in space and scientists are hoping that God is steering it towards planet earth because if the human race continues to keep digging black holes (Oil companies, Chinese, etc) on the surface the human race could disappear down them and it will be too late to save anybody; Amen!
