Grandpa & Grandma Havin’ Non-Stop Vaccine Sex Orgies!

Funny story written by Ana Sian

Tuesday, 7 March 2023

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Due to the Voivod ‘vaccine’ (which does not turn you into a vampire, despite its promises), the elderly have more of it in their systems than anyone else since they had the most to fear and lose, as in, their lives.

And all those aftereffects which no one saw coming … well, never mind the blood clots and heart attacks and strokes in 23 year olds, the elderly have found the best effect of all.

It has made them horny!

Senior living communities all across the world are reporting epic sex orgies among its residents. Even the staff – nurses, doctors, lunch ladies, janitors – have been pulled into hot and steamy and oxygen-rich orgies between grandpa and grandma and all their sexy friends!

“Want me to check that mole, grandma?” is one of the standard orgy pick-up lines that results in nylons and trusses and walkers and canes being thrown to the wind, and then lots of wrinkly flabby aged flesh starts bouncing and writhing over other aged flesh … and the janitors are too tired to clean up all the mess so it stays for days … until the next orgy flares up again.

So not to worry, families of those locked in house arrest old age homes … your moms and dads and grammys and nanas and papas and pop-pops … all those cute nicknames won’t save you from the sight of the elderly living La Vida Loca before the next “vaccine” comes knocking with a grim reaper sickle in its hand.

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