Adam and Eve is a Jewish Fairy Tale - Stop Talking About Them

Funny story written by UncleDale

Tuesday, 31 January 2023

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Who's have thought, the first people in the Hebrew Bible were Jewish!

If A. and E. existed millions of year ago - there was no One around write down the story of them and the Garden of Eden.

God hadn't created Stenographers or Writers yet.

They would have been illiterate and also living in Sin, Is that a good model for your Kids?

People today are still talking about them as if they are Real.

They are figments of your Imagination - (and a wild Jewish imagination 3, 000 years ago).

We have got to kick the Adam and Eve Habit.

Any Advertiser who uses them - stop buying the product.

The aren't even Christian - are 100% Jewish.

Look at paintings - Christ is always Circumcised.

(And it doesn't seem God gave him very Much).

In the ancient world only, Jews were Circumcised.

Everybody else loved a Fore - Skin.

Good riddance to Adam and Eve - (and their Kids having Sex with each other to overfill the Earth).

(Brought to you by the 'Hinduism is Older and Better' Society.)

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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